On the fourth day of xmas my employees gave to me - four resignations, three untraceable debtors two personal grievances and a complaint about poor afternoon teas.
On the fifth day of xmas my employees gave to me - a dose of swine flu, four resignations, three untraceable debtors two personal grievances and a complaint about poor afternoon teas.
On the sixth day of xmas my employees gave to me - six photocopier malfunctions,a dose of swine flu, four resignations, three untraceable debtors, two personal grievances and a complaint about poor afternoon teas.
On the seventh day of xmas my employees gave to me - seven illicit office romances, six photocopier malfunctions, a dose of swine flu, four resignations, three untraceable debtors, two personal grievances and a complaint about poor afternoon teas.
On the eighth day of xmas my employees gave to me - eight maternity leave applications, seven illicit office romances, six photocopier malfunctions, a dose of swine flu, four resignations, three untraceable debtors, two personal grievances and a complaint about poor afternoon teas.
On the ninth day of xmas my employees gave to me - a strike about conditions, eight maternity leave applications, seven illicit office romances, six photocopier malfunctions, a dose of swine flu, four resignations, three untraceable debtors, two personal grievances and a complaint about poor afternoon teas.
On the tenth day of xmas my employees gave to me - ten unfilled timesheets, a strike about conditions, eight maternity leave applications, seven illicit office romances, six photocopier malfunctions, a dose of swine flu, four resignations, three untraceable debtors, two personal grievances and a complaint about poor afternoon teas.
On the eleventh day of xmas my employees gave to me - eleven acc claims, ten unfilled timesheets, a strike about conditions, eight maternity leave applications, seven illicit office romances, six photocopier malfunctions, a dose of swine flu, four resignations, three untraceable debtors, two personal grievances and a complaint about poor afternoon teas.
On the twelfth day of xmas - I went home, had a drink and got ready for next year.
